“ Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. ”
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“ Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by. ”
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“ A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes. ”
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“ I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ”
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“ I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ”
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“ The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you. ”
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