“ We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. ”
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“ Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. ”
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“ We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. ”
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“ I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny. ”
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“ I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. ”
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“ I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. ”
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“ When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, Come be a writer, but we'll find a place for you to perform somehow. Initially, I wasn't that helpful as a writer. Because, if you tell me what the bit is, I can come up with jokes for it… ”
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“ I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. ”
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“ I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. ”
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“ I have an aunt Pat, and she was the celebrity of my childhood. She had a bunch of husbands and would swear, and she dated Robert Goulet. ”
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“ I have an aunt Pat, and she was the celebrity of my childhood. She had a bunch of husbands and would swear, and she dated Robert Goulet. ”
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“ Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. ”
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“ Well, South Carolina isn't exactly a bastion of openmindedness. ”
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“ There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns. ”
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“ When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, Come be a writer, but we'll find a place for you to perform somehow. Initially, I wasn't that helpful as a writer. Because, if you tell me what the bit is, I can come up with jokes for it… ”
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“ We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous. ”
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“ When I'm thinking of myself in a good light, I think of myself as a character actor, like Peter Sellers or Alec Guiness or Robert Duvall or George Kennedy or Joe Don Baker, all those big Nordic actors. But I always thought of it as a supporting role. And I don't have a problem with that, because I ain't no leadin' man… ”
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“ I have an aunt Pat, and she was the celebrity of my childhood. She had a bunch of husbands and would swear, and she dated Robert Goulet. ”
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“ Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician. ”
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“ Well, South Carolina isn't exactly a bastion of openmindedness. ”
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“ Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there. ”
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“ I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny. ”
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“ When I'm thinking of myself in a good light, I think of myself as a character actor, like Peter Sellers or Alec Guiness or Robert Duvall or George Kennedy or Joe Don Baker, all those big Nordic actors. But I always thought of it as a supporting role. And I don't have a problem with that, because I ain't no leadin' man… ”
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“ Robert called me and said, I'm gonna be working with this guy Conan O'Brien who's taking over Letterman's show. Do you wanna meet him, maybe get a job as a writer on the show? And I said yeah, I'm tired of eating baloney. I had started to apply for day jobs, which up till that point I had been able to avoid for three years, you know, waiting on tables or whatever. ”
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“ When I first started working, it was a little bit like that. They said, Come be a writer, but we'll find a place for you to perform somehow. Initially, I wasn't that helpful as a writer. Because, if you tell me what the bit is, I can come up with jokes for it… ”
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“ I wouldn't want to be a talk show host. That's another awkward compliment people make. You should have your own talk show. And I think, no thank you. ”
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