“ I’ve learned that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. ”
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“ Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it. ”
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“ It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. ”
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“ We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins. ”
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“ I've learned .... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss. ”
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“ Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. ”
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“ I've learned .... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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“ Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. ”
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“ I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn't based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isn't true. ”
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“ I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does. ”
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“ Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout. ”
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“ I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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“ It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone. ”
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“ I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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“ I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off. ”
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“ There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating? ”
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“ For most of life, nothing wonderful happens. If you don't enjoy getting up and working and finishing your work and sitting down to a meal with family or friends, then the chances are that you're not going to be very happy. If someone bases his happiness or unhappiness on major events like a great new job, huge amounts of money, a flawlessly happy marriage or a trip to Paris, that person isn't going to be happy much of the time… ”
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“ The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians. ”
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“ There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that seem like cheating? ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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“ One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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“ One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly. ”
- Andy Rooney- Copy
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