“ This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday,... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. ”
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“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”
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“ You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it. ”
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“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”
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“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”
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“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”
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“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”
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“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”
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“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”
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“ There isn't a child who hasn't gone out into the brave new world who eventually doesn't return to the old homestead carrying a bundle of dirty clothes. ”
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“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”
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“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”
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“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”
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“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”
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“ Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, I am not a crook. Jimmy Carter says, I have lusted after women in my heart. President Reagan says, I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope. ”
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“ Americans are broad-minded people. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there is something wrong with him. ”
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“ I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious, no matter what it costs. ”
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“ Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television? ”
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“ If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. ”
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“ Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. ”
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“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”
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“ People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man doesn't drive, there's something wrong with him. ”
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“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”
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“ A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it. ”
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“ Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. ”
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“ Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ”
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“ Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before. ”
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“ Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was. ”
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