“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”
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“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ”
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“ If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ”
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“ I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. ”
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“ I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom. ”
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“ You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ”
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“ You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ My idea of Christmas, whether old. fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the great occasions – give off the greatest glow of happiness. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ I do benefits for all religions — I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ You know you are getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things — not the great occasions — that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove you don't need it. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer, or that's what I'd be now — a punchy ex-pug. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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“ My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
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