“ If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ”
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“ Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. ”
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“ A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. ”
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“ If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. ”
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“ If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ”
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“ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ”
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“ Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ”
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“ Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. ”
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“ The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. ”
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“ A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success. ”
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“ Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ”
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“ For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. ”
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“ The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ”
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“ The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ”
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“ The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate. ”
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“ A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! ”
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“ More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ”
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“ Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. ”
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“ Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. ”
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“ The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. ”
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“ The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ”
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“ Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. ”
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“ Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk. ”
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“ Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates. ”
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“ More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ”
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“ The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. ”
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“ The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. ”
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“ Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. ”
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“ Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible. ”
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