Quotes of Elsa Maxwell - somelinesforyou

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Etiquette — a fancy word for simple kindness. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Etiquette — a fancy word for simple kindness. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Serve the dinner backward, do anything-but for goodness sake, do something weird. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ Etiquette — a fancy word for simple kindness. ”

- Elsa Maxwell

“ A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. ”

- Elsa Maxwell
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