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“ Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness. ”
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“ Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ”
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“ Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. ”
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“ Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family member because they are the devil. But otherwise it's been a pretty good day. ”
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“ Women! Ya can't live with 'em and ya can't get 'em to wear skimpy little Nazi outfits. ”
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“ People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?". ”
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