“ It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. ”
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“ Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. ”
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“ America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ”
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“ Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage. ”
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“ Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”
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“ Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. ”
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“ Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ”
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“ Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. ”
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“ Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ”
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“ Anger is a feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. ”
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“ Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ”
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“ A vacation is like love — anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. ”
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“ Tolerance is the ability to smile when someone else's child behaves as badly as your own. ”
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“ Talent is often mistaken for genius, especially by the man who has it. ”
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“ America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. ”
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“ The chief ability of an executive should be his ability to recognize ability. ”
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“ The drawback in voting for the man of your choice is that he is seldom a candidate. ”
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“ What this country needs is a Congress capable of voting more intelligently than the voters who elect it. ”
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“ The state of the Union largely depends on the state of the unions. ”
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“ Many a man could easily support a wife if he didn't also have to feed her vanity. ”
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“ The only use some people make of their will power is to support their won't power. ”
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“ It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses — if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others. ”
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“ Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I. ”
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“ After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride. ”
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