“ Woo her not till thou hast seen her mother, for a score of years worketh wonders. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 190
“ If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 669
“ I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one: But I can tell you, anyhow I'd rather see than be one. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one: But I can tell you, anyhow I'd rather see than be one. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1.8K
“ The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.1K
“ A reproof entereth more into a woman of sense than an hundred compliments into a fool. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 877
“ Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 365
“ Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 360
“ Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one: But I can tell you, anyhow I'd rather see than be one. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I never saw a Purple Cow, I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one! ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3K
“ Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap — even men who hate baths. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 637
“ My son, beware of a plain damsel who charmeth thee, for she needeth much wile, and useth diverse weapons. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3.7K
“ The world is full of women, and the women full of wile; so that a man, if he goeth not warily withal, shall surely fall a prey thereunto. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 4K
“ To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1.3K
“ To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3.7K
“ My son, beware of a plain damsel who charmeth thee, for she needeth much wile, and useth diverse weapons. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.9K
“ A reproof entereth more into a woman of sense than an hundred compliments into a fool. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 533
“ Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 3.3K
“ If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Beware of a woman who signeth not her name to her letters; she will bear watching, aye, she hath a past. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Thinking a smile all the time will keep your face youthful. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap — even men who hate baths. ”
- Frank Gelett Burgess- Copy
- 1K
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