“ I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. ”
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“ Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. ”
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“ The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. ”
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“ Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. ”
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“ All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. ”
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“ I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. ”
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“ I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. ”
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“ If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. ”
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“ If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. ”
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“ All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. ”
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“ Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. ”
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“ If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it. ”
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“ Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?' Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table? ”
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“ Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. ”
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“ The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions. ”
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“ Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read. ”
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“ There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. ”
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“ My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can. ”
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“ Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins? ”
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“ The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions. ”
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“ The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions. ”
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