“ I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day. ”
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“ Retirement: That’s when you return from work one day and say, “Hi, Honey, I”m home – forever.” ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ When you retire, you switch bosses – from the one who hired you to the one who married you. ”
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“ Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ”
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“ Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. ”
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“ Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. ”
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“ Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. ”
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“ Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. ”
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“ Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. ”
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“ My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. ”
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“ My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too. ”
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“ What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ”
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“ Humor is an attitude. It's a way of looking at life and of telling others how you feel about what's happening around you. ”
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“ When you retire, you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you. ”
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“ On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love. ”
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“ What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ”
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“ We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love. ”
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“ Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it. ”
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“ On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town. ”
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“ Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day. ”
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