“ Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt! Sir Beldevere: A newt? Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! ”
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“ We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekkiekkiekkipitangzoomboing! ”
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“ Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people. ”
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“ We received a letter from a lady who was incensed about my moral depravity, as though I was destroying the underpinnings of society. ”
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“ It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. ”
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“ Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love. ”
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“ Monty Python was well-known for pushing and breaking comedy taboos and raising a stir… .we were also the first show to do cannibalism as a schtick. ”
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“ There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. ”
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“ Monty Python was well-known for pushing and breaking comedy taboos and raising a stir… .we were also the first show to do cannibalism as a schtick. ”
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“ Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil. ”
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“ You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. ”
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“ You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show. ”
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“ Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples. ”
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“ We received a letter from a lady who was incensed about my moral depravity, as though I was destroying the underpinnings of society. ”
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“ I do not really look back with regret on any feelings or problems I have had in the past. I think I am more able to accept problems as being part of the rough and tumble of life. There are bound to be ups and downs. In retrospect, when you've gotten pasty a tough period, it makes the good things that much better. ”
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“ Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people. ”
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“ All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person. ”
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“ It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. ”
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“ We'd obviously realized at this stage that if we wrote something in a show that got repeated, then we would get another fee for it without having to do any extra work. Now that looked like a good idea, and as the BBC didn't pay us very much in the first place- the ingrates-it was almost essential to have the thing repeated. ”
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“ We'd obviously realized at this stage that if we wrote something in a show that got repeated, then we would get another fee for it without having to do any extra work. Now that looked like a good idea, and as the BBC didn't pay us very much in the first place- the ingrates-it was almost essential to have the thing repeated. ”
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“ It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. ”
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“ It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others. ”
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“ If this one takes off, it could make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. And believe me, my dreams are pretty wild! ”
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“ There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount. ”
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“ I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets. ”
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“ Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dryer on the set. ”
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