Quotes of Groucho - somelinesforyou

“ If I were hanged on the highest hill, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! I know whose love would follow me still, Mother o’ mine, O mother o’ mine! ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well I have others. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I have nothing but respect for you – and not much of that. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. ”

- Groucho Marx

“ Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. ”

- Groucho Marx
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