“ When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that’s a few steps ahead is the one that’s mad. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
“ Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
“ Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. ”
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“ When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. ”
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“ a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
“ The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. ”
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“ Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture. ”
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“ Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorces a matter of course. ”
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“ When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. ”
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“ Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain. ”
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“ It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times. ”
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“ And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. ”
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“ A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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“ A 'Bachelor of Arts' is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. ”
- Helen Rowland- Copy
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