“ Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 275
“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3K
“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 1.1K
“ A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 2.6K
“ A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 2.5K
“ If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 1.6K
“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.5K
“ You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3K
“ A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.4K
“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 1.1K
“ A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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“ I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 2.8K
“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 1.7K
“ A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.7K
“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 1.1K
“ If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.5K
“ A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.5K
“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.9K
“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.8K
“ I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
- 3.8K
“ An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. ”
- Irvin S. Cobb- Copy
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