“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings. ”
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“ All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. ”
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“ This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings. ”
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“ I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ”
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“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ”
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“ I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ”
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“ I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ”
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“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ”
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“ All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. ”
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“ A sobering thought: what if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential? ”
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“ Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. ”
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“ When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ”
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“ All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. ”
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“ This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings. ”
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“ If evolution was worth its salt, by now it should've evolved something better than survival of the fittest. Yeah, I told 'em I think a better idea would be survival of the wittiest. ”
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“ I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. ”
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“ The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you. ”
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“ When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ”
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“ I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle I found it too confining. ”
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“ One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist. ”
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