Quotes of Janeane Garofalo - somelinesforyou

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Without liberals we wouldn't have unions. We wouldn't have environmental protections. We wouldn't have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.". ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ You have to have a lot more dedication to what I'll call 'the machine,'... I have 20 percent dedication. What's needed is 110 percent. You can't have it with the level of apathy I have. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ How is it that this debate has been twisted on its head, that somehow those that advocate peace and diplomacy are anti-American?... Or those that advocate peace are anti-troops or pro-Saddam? ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. ”

- Janeane Garofalo

“ Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area. ”

- Janeane Garofalo
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