“ My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing. ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. ”
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“ There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy. ”
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“ There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy. ”
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“ I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. ”
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“ I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. ”
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“ Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist. ”
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“ Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ”
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“ Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. ”
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“ My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing. ”
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“ The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him. ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way… ”
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“ Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. ”
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“ I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. ”
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“ I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. ”
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“ Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. ”
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“ If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'. ”
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“ You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. ”
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“ I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living,... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right. ”
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“ I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. ”
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