“ The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'. ”
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“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”
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“ The information we have is that the suspect was firing randomly at anybody going by, any student going by. ”
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“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”
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“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”
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“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”
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“ It will be the greatest appropriations outlay for a disaster in the history of doing this. ”
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“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”
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“ We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. ”
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“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”
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“ A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world. ”
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“ While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend. ”
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“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”
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“ I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic. ”
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“ We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. ”
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“ People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. ”
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“ Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. ”
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