Quotes of Joe Bob Briggs - somelinesforyou

“ The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ Faith is like a kernel of wheat. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ It's not a crime to get drunk. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ It's not a crime to get drunk. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high - level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ It's not a crime to get drunk. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ It's not a crime to get drunk. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs

“ SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary. ”

- Joe Bob Briggs
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