“ I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ”
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“ I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. ”
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“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”
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“ You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough. - Joe E. Lewis. ”
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“ I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. ”
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“ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ”
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“ It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor — as long as you've got money. ”
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“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”
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“ I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. ”
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“ I play in the low eighties. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. ”
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“ Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on. ”
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“ I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. ”
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“ I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points. ”
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“ I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin. ”
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“ A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. ”
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“ You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”
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