“ Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. ”
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“ A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
“ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ You never realize how short a month is until you have to pay alimony. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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