“ Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out. ”
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“ I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. ”
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“ This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. ”
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“ With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. ”
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“ There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ”
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“ We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases. ”
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“ You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. ”
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“ Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. ”
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“ There's this idea that it has to be made in London. But we've got everything up here, and if you've got comics who are gifted because of where they're from, you shouldn't drag them away from that natural resource. ”
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“ With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle. ”
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“ You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear. ”
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“ They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. ”
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“ This autocue was obviously written for someone else and I've been brought in at the last minute. ”
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“ I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough. ”
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“ Up North you are holding your own. Everyone considers themselves a comedian. ”
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“ There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ”
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“ If I see somebody visually challenged, I won't purposefully focus in on them unless they call me names, and then I'll call them back. ”
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“ We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves. ”
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“ There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ”
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“ I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show. ”
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“ I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up. ”
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“ The fun is being able to have a show that you can do but then always being able to look out for that opportunity to do something different. ”
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“ I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs. ”
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“ I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia. ”
- Johnny Vegas- Copy
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“ They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day. ”
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“ You can sway an audience if you win the women over. The gentlemen will follow 'cause they can be so foolish like that at times, they are easily led. ”
- Johnny Vegas- Copy
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“ There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ”
- Johnny Vegas- Copy
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“ There's lots of stuff about me being a fan of Cliff but not being gay. Which suggests that he is, but he's not. Anyway, this is Channel 4, let their lawyers sort it out. ”
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