“ If you don’t stick to your values when they’re being tested, they’re not values” they’re hobbies. ”
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“ Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. ”
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“ Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe dare I dream it? maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively. ”
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“ You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena. ”
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“ I celebrated Thanksgiving in an oldfashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ”
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“ Get there early because hope does not park your motherfucking car. ”
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“ By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams. ”
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“ The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith. ”
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“ Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake. ”
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“ Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion. ”
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“ Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe dare I dream it? maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively. ”
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“ Most world religions denounced war as a barbaric waste of human life. We treasured the teachings of these religions so dearly that we frequently had to wage war in order to impose them on other people. ”
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“ The Westboro Baptist Church is no more a church than Church's Fried Chicken is a church. ”
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“ The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith. ”
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“ If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news. ”
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“ Some are from the world of the arts, some from the fields of business, architecture, wine-making and education. What they have in common is that they are all known nationally — and many internationally — for their wide-ranging achievements. ”
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“ The blend of fiction, bigotry and jingoism became known as 'yellow journalism.' Later, the phrase was shortened to 'journalism.'. ”
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“ The blend of fiction, bigotry and jingoism became known as 'yellow journalism.' Later, the phrase was shortened to 'journalism.'. ”
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“ Germany didn't want to got to war (in Iraq). I don't know how to say it any more simply than that. ”
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“ I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. ”
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“ Some are from the world of the arts, some from the fields of business, architecture, wine-making and education. What they have in common is that they are all known nationally — and many internationally — for their wide-ranging achievements. ”
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