“ Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments. ”
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“ Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner. ”
- Randy K. Milholland- Copy
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“ We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes. ”
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“ Our heroes are people and people are flawed. Don't let that taint the thing you love. ”
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“ Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later. ”
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“ The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore. ”
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“ The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me. ”
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“ There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses. ”
- Randy K. Milholland- Copy
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“ Sometimes the measure of friendship isn’t your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes. ”
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“ Sometimes the measure of friendship isn’t your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes. ”
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