“ We’ve had some fun tonight…considering we’re all gonna die someday. ”
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“ I was deeply unhappy, but I didn’t know it because I was so happy all the time. ”
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“ Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. ”
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“ You know what your problem is, it’s that you haven’t seen enough movies – all of life’s riddles are answered in the movies. ”
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“ First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. ”
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“ I gave my cats a bath the other day … they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that… ”
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“ Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do. ”
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“ A kiss may not be the truth but it is what we wish were true. ”
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“ I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too. ”
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“ Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy. ”
- Steve Martin- Copy
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“ I understood that as much as I had resisted the outside, as much as I had constricted my life, as much as I had closed and narrowed the channels into me, there were still many takers for the quiet heart. ”
- Steve Martin- Copy
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“ Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. ”
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