Quotes of Terry Pratchett - somelinesforyou

“ "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. "Cats," he said eventually. "Cats are nice." ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and hear someone say, 'Thanks, that was great, here's some money, same time tomorrow, okay?' ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ My life, my death, my choice. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Sometimes you laugh because you’ve got no more room for crying. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ The first draft is just you telling yourself the story. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Time is a drug; too much of it kills you. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Progress just means bad things happen faster. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Given enough coffee I could rule the world. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken? ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for an hour. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ He’d noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination – but at the end of the day they’d settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ And what would humans be without love?" RARE, said Death. ”

- Terry Pratchett

“ It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. ”

- Terry Pratchett
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