Quotes of Wendy Liebman - somelinesforyou

“ I’m going to get married again because I’m more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me! ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money. ”

- Wendy Liebman

“ My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father. ”

- Wendy Liebman
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