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“ Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Republicans sleep in twin beds — some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats. ”

- Will Stanton

“ Getting a dog is like getting married. It teaches you to be less self-centered, to accept sudden, surprising outbursts of affection, and not to be upset by a few scratches on your car. ”

- Will Stanton
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