Quotes of Wilson Mizner - somelinesforyou

“ To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ If you steal from one author, it’s plagiarism; if you steal from many, it’s research. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ If you count all your assets you always show a profit. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ If you count all your assets you always show a profit. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read -.'. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Failure has gone to his head. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. - Wilson Mizner. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. ”

- Wilson Mizner

“ I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it. ”

- Wilson Mizner
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