“ If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. ”
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“ Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. ”
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“ I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. ”
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“ As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. ”
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“ Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon. ”
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“ I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ”
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“ Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. ”
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“ I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
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“ I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ”
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“ The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. ”
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“ Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. ”
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“ If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. ”
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“ I’m not afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
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“ I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
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“ If you’re not failing now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. ”
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“ If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative. ”
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“ I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ”
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“ If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. ”
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“ If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank. ”
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