“ What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise, can you imagine what awful screeching? ”
- Samuel Hoffenstein- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. ”
- George Burns- Copy
- 345
“ No other man-made device since the shields and lances of the ancient knights, fulfills a man's ego like an automobile. ”
- Sir William- Copy
- 252
“ We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ”
- George Burns- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A critic is a man who knows the way, but can't drive the car. ”
- Kenneth Tynan- Copy
- 459
“ It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. ”
- Erma Bombeck- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. ”
- Dorothy Parker- Copy
- 753
“ Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. ”
- Lou Erickson- Copy
- 3.7K
“ More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. ”
- Robert Orben- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Ford Motor Company's sluggish and piecemeal approach to its automotive responsibilities betrays motorists' safety. ”
- Ralph Nader- Copy
- 1.9K
“ The word morality, if we met it in the Bible, would surprise us as much as the word telephone or motor car. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
- 1.7K
“ The Park Avenue of poodles and polished brass; it is cab country, tip-town, glassville, a window-washer's paradise. ”
- Gay Talese- Copy
- 3.2K
“ What can I say, the best therapy for me was to get in my Marlboro car and drive it. ”
- Al Unser- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'. ”
- Henry Youngman- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. ”
- Russell Baker- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Forget the damned motor car and build the cities for lovers and friends. ”
- Lewis Mumford- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Can I tell you how strange it is to look in your rearview mirror and see guys in cars tailing you? ”
- David Schwimmer- Copy
- 1.2K
“ This is the only country that ever went to the poorhouse in an automobile. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 1.8K
“ The automobile was not for the secretary-general's personal use and therefore the exemption was not justified. ”
- William Taylor- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”
- Laurence Peter- Copy
- 4K
“ A car can massage organs which no masseur can reach. It is the one remedy for the disorders of the great sympathetic nervous system. ”
- Jean Cocteau- Copy
- 3.1K
“ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ”
- Stephen Wright- Copy
- 1.9K
“ I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble! ”
- Bob Marley- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead of people would have wider streets, larger dining rooms, fewer stairs to climb and no smelly, dangerous subway stations. ”
- Gandhi- Copy
- 3K
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