“ I was brought up as a strict Baptist and when I was about 14 I thought, I don't want to spend eternity sitting on a bloody cloud playing a harp. Utopia sounds good, but wouldn't it get bloody boring? ”
- David Bellamy- Copy
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“ I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough. ”
- Kinky Friedman- Copy
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“ The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end. ”
- A. Whitney Brown- Copy
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