“ Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation. ”
- Kim Williams- Copy
- 207
“ Poetry is the achievement of the synthesis of hyacinths and biscuits. ”
- Carl Sandburg- Copy
- 3K
“ America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. ”
- Gloria Steinem- Copy
- 593
“ You know you are getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
- 1.7K
“ You can have your cake and eat it; the only trouble is you get fat. ”
- Julian Barnes- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Confederation is only yet in the gristle, and it will require five years more before it hardens into bone. ”
- John A. Macdonald- Copy
- 332
“ I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't have a cake, we didn't have nothing. ”
- Muddy Waters- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic. ”
- Cynthia Nixon- Copy
- 3.1K
“ It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. ”
- Richard M. Nixon- Copy
- 1.1K
“ It is less artificial than his other comedies. The epigrams do not seem to have been added on like candied cherries on a cake. ”
- Ted Morgan- Copy
- 1.8K
“ I understand Willy Loman's longing for immortality Willy's writing his name in a cake of ice on a hot day, but he wishes he were writing in stone. ”
- Arthur Miller- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids. ”
- Bill Maher- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake. ”
- Walter Lord- Copy
- 2.2K
“ It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of icing. ”
- Ken Jennings- Copy
- 593
“ Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat. ”
- Mignon McLaughlin- Copy
- 1.3K
“ If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop. ”
- James Broughton- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 698
“ Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits. ”
- Dylan Moran- Copy
- 1.2K
“ All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. ”
- Charles M. Schulz- Copy
- 1.5K
“ I don't know what it is about food your mother makes for you, especially when it's something that anyone can make - pancakes, meat loaf, tuna salad - but it carries a certain taste of memory. ”
- Mitch Albom- Copy
- 3.1K
“ If your slave commits a fault, do not smash his teeth with your fists; give him some of the (hard) biscuit which famous Rhodes has sent you. ”
- Marcus Valerius Martial- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Aspiring to a souffle, he achieves a pancake at which the reader saws without much appetite. ”
- John Leonard- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on the spirits or extracting from the batter the philosophers stone. ”
- Anton Pavlovich Chekhov- Copy
- 597
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