“ Shave a gorilla and it would be almost impossible, at twenty paces, to distinguish him from a heavyweight champion of the world. Skin a chimpanzee, and it would take an autopsy to prove he was not a theologian. ”
- H.L. Mencken- Copy
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“ A good fundraiser has the appetite of an IBM machine, the energy of a chimpanzee, the lungs of an umpire, the enthusiasm of a kid in an ice cream plant, and the shyness and timidity of a bull elephant. ”
- Charles H. Branch- Copy
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