“ Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation. ”
- Kim Williams- Copy
- 415
“ Beware the lollipop of mediocrity; lick it once and you'll suck forever. ”
- Brian Wilson- Copy
- 625
“ We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it. ”
- Roald Dahl- Copy
- 462
“ Somebody warned me early on to be very careful about brushing up against the chocolate. ”
- Geena Davis- Copy
- 157
“ The craziest Peep-related candy I've ever gotten is a chocolate egg with a Peep inside it. Someone went to a lot of trouble to make that, which strikes me as both beautiful and pathetic. ”
- Steve Almond- Copy
- 2.5K
“ I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O. ”
- Bill Cosby- Copy
- 604
“ People should focus their energy on developing a taste for dark chocolate, because its high cocoa content means that it contains far less sugar than the average chocolate bar. ”
- Alan Parker- Copy
- 2.1K
“ You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar. ”
- George Carlin- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt. ”
- Sandra Boynton- Copy
- 214
“ I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping. ”
- Gaylord Perry- Copy
- 1.2K
“ I'm off everything apart from the fags and the coffee. I don't know if it's worked. It works up until you take your first drink. ”
- Robbie Williams- Copy
- 3K
“ Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca. ”
- Ingrid Bergman- Copy
- 3.9K
“ As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ”
- Sandra Boynton- Copy
- 2.5K
“ Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ”
- Sandra Boynton- Copy
- 1.1K
“ People get so in the habit of worry that if you save them from drowning and put them on a bank to dry in the sun with hot chocolate and muffins they wonder whether they are catching cold. ”
- John Jay Chapman- Copy
- 3.1K
“ All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ”
- Lucy Van Pelt- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get. ”
- Forrest Gump Movie- Copy
- 1.8K
“ My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ”
- Alicia Silverstone- Copy
- 3.3K
“ My greatest strength is… common sense. I'm really a standard brand — like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. ”
- Katharine Hepburn- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands — and then eat just one of the pieces. ”
- Judith Viorst- Copy
- 413
“ My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M and M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 3.9K
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