“ I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
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“ It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. ”
- Honore de Balzac- Copy
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“ The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. ”
- Jackie Gleason- Copy
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“ It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit. ”
- Josh Billings- Copy
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“ Sometimes it is easier to see clearly into the liar than into the man who tells the truth. Truth, like light, blinds. Falsehood, on the contrary, is a beautiful twilight that enhances every object. ”
- Albert Camus- Copy
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“ It is easier to get an actor to be a cowboy than to get a cowboy to be an actor. ”
- John Ford- Copy
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“ Innovation is rarely seen as taking things away or making them simpler. We've had so much time to come up with a computer and Internet that are easier to use and work better, but we haven't done it. ”
- Steve Jones- Copy
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“ It is so much easier to forgive a failure than a success. ”
- Charles Dudley Warner- Copy
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“ Earth Day is an occasion to reflect on what we can do to make our fragile world a cleaner, healthier, safer place to live. ”
- Christopher Dodd- Copy
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“ Writers are vaccuum cleaners who suck up other people's lives and weave them into stories like a sparrow builds a nest from scraps. ”
- Garrison Keillor- Copy
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“ If lawyers are debarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted; musicians denoted; cowboys deranged; models deposed; and dry cleaners depressed. ”
- Virginia Ostman- Copy
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“ A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. ”
- Oliver Herford- Copy
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“ I didn't fight to get women out from behind vacuum cleaners but to get them onto the board of Hoover. ”
- Germaine Greer- Copy
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“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. ”
- John Barrymore- Copy
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“ It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner. ”
- Ben Bergor- Copy
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“ My veins are filled, once a week with a Neapolitan carpet cleaner distilled from the Adriatic and I am as bald as an egg. However I still get around and am mean to cats. ”
- John Cheever- Copy
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“ The men — the undergraduates of Yale and Princeton are cleaner, healthier, better-looking, better dressed, wealthier and more attractive than any undergraduate body in the country. ”
- Francis Scott Fitzgerald- Copy
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