“ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
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“ Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. ”
- Victor Hugo- Copy
- 3.2K
“ This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 4K
“ Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 1.6K
“ This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 3.4K
“ I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. ”
- Victor Hugo- Copy
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“ Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. ”
- Lichty and Wagner- Copy
- 3K
“ I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving. ”
- Robert E. Lee- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more humanness, more compassion, more profiles of courage than in any other institution that I have ever known. ”
- Hubert H. Humphrey- Copy
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“ It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
- 2.1K
“ The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 3.6K
“ With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 3.9K
“ American society changed this week, and almost no one noticed. Republicans in Congress decided to drop a bill that would have kept women off the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan. ”
- Tucker Carlson- Copy
- 3.9K
“ Sometimes running for Congress is a four-year strategy in terms of getting out there and building a network. ”
- Artur Davis- Copy
- 4K
“ Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line. ”
- Andy Grove- Copy
- 819
“ There are so many women on the floor of Congress, it looks like a mall. ”
- Henry Hyde- Copy
- 2K
“ Creating voluntary personal retirement accounts for our workers just entering the work force are a good idea that Congress should examine. ”
- Mel Martinez- Copy
- 648
“ Too often in the past, members of Congress have won re-election with a two-part strategy: Talk like Scrooge on the campaign trail. Vote like Santa Claus on the Senate floor. ”
- Edmund S. Muskie- Copy
- 1.4K
“ The President's budget represents a starting point for what is certain to be a long debate in the Congress over the priorities of government. ”
- James Talent- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens — and then everybody disagrees. ”
- Boris Marshalov- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress. ”
- George Bush Sr.- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings. ”
- George F. Will- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Football combines the two worst features of American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. ”
- George F. Will- Copy
- 910
“ When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body. ”
- Bill Lee- Copy
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