“ I know the tribal issues. I was a congressman where most of the Indians are in this state. The problem is that most of them aren't Indians. The average Cherokee quantum is 1/512. ”
- Tom Coburn- Copy
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“ Rail-splitting produced an unparalleled president in Lincoln. But gold hasn't produced even a good A-1 congressman. ”
- Mark Twain- Copy
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“ I'm sorry to disappoint you, Congressman. I had no role in this issue. ”
- John Bolton- Copy
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“ A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
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“ Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be $120 billion less than predicted in January. The missing $120 billion was reportedly last seen on a date with Congressman Gary Condit. ”
- Dennis Miller- Copy
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“ The idea that a congressman would be tainted by accepting money from private industry or private sources is essentially a socialist argument. ”
- Newt Gingrich- Copy
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“ Today, a successful Congressman has the fundraising ability of a hooker trying to raise cab fare home… ”
- John L. Jackley- Copy
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“ I have always been pro-life, and I have felt very strongly about this from the first day I went to Washington, D.C., as a congressman in 1983. ”
- Mike DeWine- Copy
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“ Dahling Congressman Boykin: 10 AM is an unprecedented time for a child of the grease paint to cope with the sandman. ”
- Tallulah Bankhead- Copy
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“ You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the snout! ”
- Henry B. Adams- Copy
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“ I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. ”
- Bruce Baum- Copy
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“ I can name the newscaster on The Simpsons, but I can't name my own congressman. And that's what makes America great. ”
- Mark Hoppus- Copy
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“ I feel the same way about politics as I do about acting. It's not about me being a Congressman - it's about what I can do when I'm there. It's how I can help somebody. That's what it's all about. And I've been having fun along the way. Because if you're not having fun, why do it? ”
- Jerry Doyle- Copy
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