“ Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
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“ I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. ”
- Lenny Bruce- Copy
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“ I think the easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse. ”
- Dennis Miller- Copy
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“ Other duties become pressing and absorbing and crowd our prayer. "Choked to death" would be the coroner's verdict in many cases of dead praying if an inquest could be secured on this dire, spiritual calamity. ”
- E.M. Bounds- Copy
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