“ Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 4K
“ I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. now everywhere i go, i'm chased by a herd of deer. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. ”
- Tori Amos- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Long ago, when moose roamed in the forest at the mountain of the Two Rivers, otters had followed eels migrating from ponds and swamps to the seas. ”
- Henry Williamson- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Moose meat is, like all protein in the food banking business, just like gold. ”
- Mike Adams- Copy
- 437
“ God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. ”
- Pablo Picasso- Copy
- 1.2K
“ The weather was fine and moderate. The hunters all returned, having killed during their absence three elk, four deer, two porcupines, a fox and a hare. ”
- Meriwether Lewis- Copy
- 3.5K
“ God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things. ”
- Pablo Picasso- Copy
- 3.3K
“ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. You just leave a lot of useless, noisy baggage behind. ”
- Jed Babbin- Copy
- 2.5K
“ If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese. ”
- Ted Nugent- Copy
- 1.4K
“ I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. ”
- Ellen DeGeneres- Copy
- 549
“ As the deer pants for streams of water, so my soul pants for you, O God. My soul thirsts for God, for the living God. ”
- The Bible- Copy
- 2.4K
“ If, in order to succeed in an enterprise, I were obliged to choose between fifty deer commanded by a lion, and fifty lions commanded by a deer, I should consider myself more certain of success with the first group than with the second. ”
- St. Vincent de Paul- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect.". ”
- Jack Handy- Copy
- 3.6K
“ Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ''Embraceable You'' in spats. ”
- Woody Allen- Copy
- 1.7K
“ I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. now everywhere i go, i'm chased by a herd of deer. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 2.8K
“ Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. ”
- Tori Amos- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Long ago, when moose roamed in the forest at the mountain of the Two Rivers, otters had followed eels migrating from ponds and swamps to the seas. ”
- Henry Williamson- Copy
- 1.2K
“ Moose meat is, like all protein in the food banking business, just like gold. ”
- Mike Adams- Copy
- 946
“ God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things. ”
- Pablo Picasso- Copy
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