“ You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'. ”
- Tommy Cooper- Copy
- 992
“ I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another. ”
- George Bernard Shaw- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Because of my crazy work schedule, I have become something of a master at changing my clothes while driving. The men driving next to me love it. ”
- Vanessa Marcil- Copy
- 898
“ Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. ”
- David Letterman- Copy
- 3.4K
“ Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. ”
- George Burns- Copy
- 221
“ Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror. ”
- Herb Brody- Copy
- 1.8K
“ Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. ”
- Budd Schulberg- Copy
- 3.6K
“ George Bush has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better. ”
- Bill Clinton- Copy
- 1.6K
“ Convictions are the mainsprings of action, the driving powers of life. What a man lives are his convictions. ”
- Francis C. Kelley- Copy
- 1.4K
“ Driving is a spectacular form of amnesia. Everything is to be discovered, everything to be obliterated. ”
- Jean Baudrillard- Copy
- 519
“ Every one comes between men's souls and God, either as a brick wall or as a bridge. Either you are leading men to God or you are driving them away. ”
- Canon Lindsay Dewar- Copy
- 2.2K
“ I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up. ”
- Jim Bakker- Copy
- 673
“ If I had no duties, and no reference to futurity, I would spend my life in driving briskly in a post-chaise with a pretty woman. ”
- Samuel Johnson- Copy
- 2K
“ It is not by driving away our brother that we can be alone with God. ”
- George MacDonald- Copy
- 657
“ It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. ”
- E. L. Doctorow- Copy
- 1.6K
“ I've run less risk driving my way across country than eating my way across it. ”
- Duncan Hines- Copy
- 1.9K
“ Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. ”
- Maxwell Maltz- Copy
- 2K
“ Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalties, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. ”
- Charles A. Cerami- Copy
- 2.9K
“ No matter what you do, do it to your utmost. I always attribute my success to always requiring myself to do my level best, if only in driving a tack in straight. ”
- Russell H. Conwell- Copy
- 432
“ There are only three ages for women in Hollywood — Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. ”
- Goldie Hawn- Copy
- 4K
“ Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ”
- George Burns- Copy
- 1.3K
“ We should try to bring to any power what we have as women. We will destroy it all if we try to imitate that absolutely unfeeling, driving ambition that we have seen coming at us across the desk. ”
- Colleen Dewhurst- Copy
- 2.6K
“ I moved to LA when I was 21. I felt like a kid in a candy shop. I'd be driving down the road and go 'Mmmmm'… there was a guy and Mmmmm… there was a guy! ”
- Tori Amos- Copy
- 2.7K
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