“ It is always pleasant to be urged to do something on the ground that one can do it well. ”
- George Santayana- Copy
- 2.8K
“ I don't exercise. If God wanted me to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
- 967
“ You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. ”
- Joe E. Lewis- Copy
- 813
“ When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do. ”
- Darryl Dawkins- Copy
- 3.3K
“ A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. ”
- Joe E. Lewis- Copy
- 486
“ And thus they give the time, that Nature meant for peaceful sleep and meditative snores, to ceaseless din and mindless merriment and waste of shoes and floors. ”
- Lewis Carroll- Copy
- 2.4K
“ I got the blues thinking of the future, so I left off and made some marmalade. It's amazing how it cheers one up to shred oranges and scrub the floor. ”
- D. H. Lawrence- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends. They're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights! ”
- Warren Gamaliel Harding- Copy
- 630
“ If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor. ”
- Neil Simon- Copy
- 185
“ In my room as a kid… I'd play a fighter and get knocked to the floor and come back to win. ”
- Dustin Hoffman- Copy
- 2.2K
“ Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. ”
- Ogden Nash- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Long tresses down to the floor can be beautiful if you have that, but learn to love what you have. ”
- Anita Baker- Copy
- 3.7K
“ Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if it has common sense on the ground floor. ”
- Oliver Wendell Holmes- Copy
- 324
“ Strong men greet war, tempest, hard times. They wish, as Pindar said, to tread the floors of hell, with necessities as hard as iron. ”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson- Copy
- 2.6K
“ Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world? ”
- Jim Bakker- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. ”
- Tim Allen- Copy
- 3.9K
“ It was in the Theatre St. Philippe in the city we now call New Orleans, in the month of September, and in the year 1803. ”
- George Washington Cable- Copy
- 3.8K
“ If castaway cigar butts once were the floor symbol of the male-dominated convention, the equivalent symbol this year is a litter of women's pumps. ”
- Francis X. Clines- Copy
- 3K
“ The old woman looked as we would suppose the witch Endor looked - She had a grown daughter who waited on the table - table greasy - table cloth greasy - floor greasy, and everything else ditto. ”
- David Davis- Copy
- 3.6K
“ When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way. ”
- Wayne Dyer- Copy
- 923
“ You just can't keep cutting staff. There is a floor. Together, there is additional possibilities for streamlining. ”
- Bert Ellis- Copy
- 1K
“ Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. ”
- Hoosier Farmer- Copy
- 1.8K
“ I told her her I would play a Venetian blind, dirt on the floor, anything. ”
- Whoopi Goldberg- Copy
- 510
“ I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights! ”
- Warren Harding- Copy
- 2.5K
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