“ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing. ”
- Steven Wright- Copy
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“ My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. ”
- Joan Rivers- Copy
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“ I live way out in the country, so there's not a lot of people around to remind me. And my friends don't think of me as 'Kim Novak' anymore anyway. It's like they forgot, too. And so it's nice. ”
- Kim Novak- Copy
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“ His father, Vincent, took him to La Coupole in Paris and, after sitting on the terrace for a while, walked off and forgot him. It was the perfect start in life for a writer. ”
- Anatole Broyard- Copy
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“ The metaphor is perhaps one of man's most fruitful potentialities. Its efficacy verges on magic, and it seems a tool for creation which God forgot inside one of His creatures when He made him. ”
- Jose Ortega y Gasset- Copy
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“ Flowers are the sweetest things that God ever made, and forgot to put a soul into. ”
- Henry Ward Beecher- Copy
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“ He was guilty of nothing, except that he earned his own fortune and never forgot that it was his. ”
- Ayn Rand- Copy
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“ How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd;. ”
- Alexander Pope- Copy
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“ When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be found; they forgot where they came from. They lost sight of what had brought them along. ”
- Carl Sandburg- Copy
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“ Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. ”
- W. C. Fields- Copy
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“ Man hath still either toys or care: But hath no root, nor to one place is tied, but ever restless and irregular, about this earth doth run and ride. He knows he hath a home, but scarce knows where; He says it is so far, that he has quite forgot how to go there. ”
- Henry Vaughan- Copy
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