“ Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin As self-neglecting. ”
- William Shakespeare- Copy
- 801
“ Life is an offensive, directed against the repetitious mechanism of the Universe. ”
- Alfred North Whitehead- Copy
- 655
“ Don't complain about the snow on your neighbor's roof when your own doorstep is unclean. ”
- Confucius- Copy
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“ People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them that I have the heart of a small boy — and I keep it in a jar on my desk. ”
- Stephen King- Copy
- 621
“ Our Lord commonly giveth Riches to such gross asses, to whom he affordeth nothing else that is good. ”
- Martin Luther- Copy
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“ Vengeance comes not slowly either upon you or any other wicked man, but steals silently and imperceptibly, placing its foot on the bad. ”
- Euripides- Copy
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“ And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know. ”
- Thomas Keneally- Copy
- 406
“ It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky. ”
- Mitch Hedberg- Copy
- 284
“ Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which follows him. ”
- Jean Paul Richter- Copy
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“ Evil is like water, it abounds, is cheap, soon fouls, but runs itself clear of taint. ”
- Samuel Butler- Copy
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“ I asked a ref if he could give me a technical foul for thinking bad things about him. He said, of course not. I said, well, I think you stink. And he gave me a technical. You can't trust em. ”
- Jim Valvano- Copy
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“ The worst evils which mankind has ever had to endure were inflicted by bad governments. ”
- Ludwig Mises- Copy
- 491
“ Temperance is moderation in the things that are good and total abstinence from the things that are foul. ”
- Frances E. Willard- Copy
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“ The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. ”
- Eric Porterfield- Copy
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“ The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little. ”
- Eric Porterfield- Copy
- 267
“ A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket. ”
- John Dennis- Copy
- 667
“ A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. ”
- Bertrand Russell- Copy
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“ Everybody smokes! Models, actresses, everyone! Don't they realize that it's gross? I understand it's an addiction, but it still pains me to see my friends do it. ”
- Kirsten Dunst- Copy
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“ There is no one on earth more disgusting and repulsive than he who gives alms. Even as there is no one so miserable as he who accepts them. ”
- Maxim Gorky- Copy
- 891
“ So our Lord God commonly gave riches to those gross asses to whom he vouchsafed nothing else. ”
- Martin Luther- Copy
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“ I have been to hell and back. I had a very, very bad nervous breakdown. ”
- Andy Gibb- Copy
- 1.6K
“ If I ever loved a woman, the more I loved her, the more I wanted to hurt her. Frida was only the most obvious victim of this disgusting trait. ”
- Diego Rivera- Copy
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