“ All I ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. ”
- Sergeant Bilko- Copy
- 35
“ I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 2.1K
“ Hey, I won’t be in today. I have Anal Glaucoma. I can’t see my ass coming into work. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 840
“ I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. ”
- Danny McGoorty- Copy
- 3.3K
“ I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ”
- Charles Lamb- Copy
- 2.1K
“ The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. ”
- Robert Frost- Copy
- 3.6K
“ If A equals success, then the formula is A= X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. ”
- Albert Einstein- Copy
- 1.2K
“ My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. ”
- Abraham Lincoln- Copy
- 2.4K
“ Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow. ”
- Don Herold- Copy
- 985
“ A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 2.3K
“ People don’t think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home. ”
- Jerry Seinfield- Copy
- 2.1K
“ I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with. ”
- Mike Vanatta- Copy
- 3K
“ The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. ”
- Lilly Tomlin- Copy
- 1.2K
“ One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important. ”
- Bertrand Russell- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit! ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Right now, this is a job. If I advance any higher, this would be my career. And if this were my career, I’d have to throw myself in front of a train. ”
- Jim Halpert The Office- Copy
- 987
“ Sometimes I can’t figure out if I am in preschool or high school. Oh, wait. I’m at work. ”
- Unknown- Copy
- 1.3K
“ Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment. ”
- Robert Benchley- Copy
- 3.5K
“ It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. ”
- William Faulkner- Copy
- 2.4K
“ Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else. ”
- Barbara Ehrenreich- Copy
- 4K
“ If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now, quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. ”
- Homer Simpson- Copy
- 326
“ I hold a little fundraiser every day. Its called going to work. ”
- Stephen Colbert- Copy
- 3.4K
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