“ Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make a person educated, any more than going to a garage makes a person a car. ”
- Laurence J. Peter- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I know, I know — you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night. ”
- Groucho Marx- Copy
- 3K
“ When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing. ”
- Earl Woods- Copy
- 133
“ What happens was, I was a baby and I was crawling along and she closed the garage door on me. That's why I'm a bit skitz! ”
- Lee Ryan- Copy
- 1.7K
“ Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. ”
- Laurence J. Peter- Copy
- 3K
“ If you walked into Netscape headquarters with a plain old modem from CompUSA they'd think it was a garage-door opener. ”
- Walter Mossberg- Copy
- 365
“ Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. ”
- Paris Hilton- Copy
- 354
“ I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage. ”
- Lefty Gomez- Copy
- 2.2K
“ The slogan of progress is changing from the full dinner pail to the full garage. ”
- Herbert Clark Hoover- Copy
- 2.9K
“ Going to church no more makes you a Christian than sleeping in your garage makes you a car. ”
- Garrison Keillor- Copy
- 1.1K
“ Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. ”
- Anonymous- Copy
- 306
“ Every women needs at least 4 animals. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass that pays for everything. ”
- Paris Hilton- Copy
- 327
“ I like the studio because it's delicate; you're working for sound. I like the garage because chopping up lumps of steel is the exact opposite of delicate. The garage is a more dangerous place though. I've never almost been crushed by a guitar, but I can't say the same about one of my Corvettes. ”
- Jeff Beck- Copy
- 746
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