“ Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ”
- Lyndon B. Johnson- Copy
- 3.7K
“ I liken an affair to the shattering of a Waterford crystal vase. You can glue it back together, but it will never be the same again. ”
- John Gottman- Copy
- 789
“ Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. ”
- Lyndon Johnson- Copy
- 525
“ I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them. ”
- Emo Philips- Copy
- 3K
“ It's just a show. It's not the end of Western Civilization. It's chewing gum. ”
- Jerry Springer- Copy
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“ An apology is the superglue of life. It can repair just about anything. ”
- Lynn Johnston- Copy
- 1.4K
“ When you sell a man a book you don't sell him just 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue-you sell him a whole new life. ”
- Christopher Morley- Copy
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“ I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our government but civilization itself. ”
- Gerald R. Ford- Copy
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“ The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer. ”
- Chris Farley- Copy
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“ The glue that holds all relationships together — including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity. ”
- Brian Tracy- Copy
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“ Optimism and humor are the grease and glue of life. Without both of them we would never have survived our captivity. ”
- Philip Butler- Copy
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“ Man is born broken. He lives by mending. And, the grace of God is the glue. ”
- Eugene O’Neill- Copy
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“ In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving — instead of actually getting up and leaving. ”
- Erica Jong- Copy
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“ Always do what you say you are going to do. It is the glue and fiber that binds successful relationships. ”
- Jeffry A. Timmons- Copy
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“ What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love. ”
- Robert Herrick- Copy
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“ With the Ruhmkorff lamp hanging from my belt, and the gun in my hand, I was ready to set out. But to speak the truth, imprisoned in these heavy garments, and glued to the deck by my leaden soles, it was impossible for me to take a step. ”
- Jules Verne- Copy
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“ We cannot blame the schools alone for the dismal decline in SAT verbal scores. When our kids come home from school do they pick up a book or do they sit glued to the tube, watching music videos? Parents, don't make the mistake of thinking your kid only learns between 9:00 a… ”
- George W. Bush- Copy
- 714
“ Like a celestial chaperon, the placebo leads us through the uncharted passageways of mind and gives us a greater sense of infinity than if we were to spend all our days with our eyes hypnotically glued to the giant telescope at Mt. Palomar. What we see ultimately is that the placebo isn't really necessary and that the mind can carry out its difficult and wondrous missions unprompted by little pills… ”
- Norman Cousins- Copy
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“ I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken — and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived. ”
- Margaret Mitchell- Copy
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