“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
- 1.3K
“ There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. ”
- Charles Rosin- Copy
- 602
“ Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 1.5K
“ It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. ”
- H. L. Mencken- Copy
- 673
“ Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. ”
- Jimmy Demaret- Copy
- 3.3K
“ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 868
“ Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. ”
- Jimmy Demaret- Copy
- 1.1K
“ If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”
- Bob Hope- Copy
- 662
“ Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ”
- Dave Barry- Copy
- 525
“ I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ”
- Arnold Palmer- Copy
- 3.7K
“ It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. ”
- Hank Aaron- Copy
- 2.7K
“ Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. ”
- Ben Hogan- Copy
- 1.5K
“ Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose. ”
- Woodrow Wilson- Copy
- 2.9K
“ I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love. ”
- Tiger Woods- Copy
- 987
“ Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. ”
- Winston Churchill- Copy
- 3.1K
“ Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ”
- John Updike- Copy
- 221
“ They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that. ”
- Gardner Dickinson- Copy
- 994
“ The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. ”
- Bertrand Russell- Copy
- 3.8K
“ The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. ”
- Will Rogers- Copy
- 1.5K
“ I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. ”
- Gerald Ford- Copy
- 495
“ It's easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister's fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification. ”
- Bruce McCall- Copy
- 3.6K
“ If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ”
- Sam Snead- Copy
- 2.3K
“ Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ”
- Arthur Daley- Copy
- 572
“ Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ”
- P.G. Wodehouse- Copy
- 2.9K
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